Random words(The Art of Wordage)

[Klaxxon]

I love to make random words by slapping other ones together, slang, real, and made up. Basically it comes out like this:

The Ma's
Note: Here the apostrophe represents a small hiccup in the cadence. Nothing too big. It is not in the true "Netspeak" syntax for which this short form was developed, but listed here for verbal pronounciation.

I'ma - I am going to
U'ma - You are going to
He'ma - He is going to
She'ma - she is going to
We'ma - We are going to
i'ma - it is going to(small "i" denotes short "i" sound)
its'ma - It is going to be

Wild and Untamed Words

Enragenate - enrage, but the cool way to say it.
Etceteration - anything pertaining to the list of words proceeding it.
Rat-Monkey-any type of odd energetic crazy thing - my dog named Sugar.
Ricketation - something unsure or fundamentally "rickety".


Explicatives

Chincemonkey - equivalent of "This sucks"
Crunchmonkey - equivalent of "Oh crap"
Wabadah - equivalent of "wow"
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

[Bane]

Oink - the sound a pig makes when it talks. Normally means something like..."I hate this cage" "oooh...dirt...gotta nose"...etceteration.

Well, you said random.

You coud have passed this off as the way hicks speak except it ain't right.
We say - it means:
I'm'na - I'm gonna - I'm going to.
More'n - More than
Orl - Oil
Warsh - wash
Better'n - Better than
Yer - You're

Y'all (this is spelled with the apostrophe after the 'y' and not the 'a') - General 'you'
You'ins - y'all plus three.

Examples:
I'm'na go to the store. (I'm going to go to the store.)
I know more'n you do. (You're stupid.)
There's a orl rig over thata way. (Look at the oil.)
Go warsh the dishes. (Yer a dishwasher, be a good one and you can go to the store later.)
I'm better'n you are. (You're a loser.)
This is yer's I bleev. (You left this here and we went through it to look at the shiny stuff.)

Y'all com back now. (We never wanna see you again.)
Hey, all you'ins! Dinners done! (Come eat before it goes to the dogs!)


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I have animal magnetism. When I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes.

[Klaxxon]

I love the translations.

"What in the Frick Knell" - what the hell?
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

[Klaxxon]